{"id":317,"date":"2012-09-28T18:34:35","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T16:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/?p=317"},"modified":"2012-09-28T18:34:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T16:34:35","slug":"funny-warnings-in-himalaya-roads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/2012\/09\/28\/funny-warnings-in-himalaya-roads\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny warnings in Himalaya roads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever drive in Indian roads, particularly in Himalaya ones, you cannot miss the funny warnings sign all over the way. Here a best of them:<\/p>\n<p>Dare devil? Not here please!<br \/>\nIf you drive like hell, you will soon be there!<br \/>\nIf married, divorce speed!<br \/>\nIf engaged, go steady!<br \/>\nIf single, watch for curves!<br \/>\nBro peep peep don&#8217;t sleep!<br \/>\nMore you speed, more you skid!<br \/>\nSpeed thrrils but often kills!<br \/>\nHurry and worry go together!<br \/>\nBro, shortcuts may cut short your life!<br \/>\nLife is short, don&#8217;t make it shorter!<br \/>\nBro, after whisky, driving is risky!<br \/>\nBe soft\/gentle on my curves!<br \/>\nCheck your nerves on my curves!<br \/>\nSpeed is a knife that cuts life!<br \/>\nDrive, don&#8217;t fly!<br \/>\nSafety is the light, let it shine!<br \/>\nDrinking and driving is lethal cocktail!<br \/>\nSatefy on road, safe tea at home!<br \/>\nAlert today, alive tomorrow!<br \/>\nUse horsepower, not runpower!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t gossip, let him drive!<br \/>\nYou are driving the highest motorable road in the world, but not a shortcut to heaven!<br \/>\nHighway is not the way to get high!<br \/>\nHurry burry spoils the curry!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever drive in Indian roads, particularly in Himalaya ones, you cannot miss the funny warnings sign all over the way. Here a best of them: Dare devil? Not here please! If you drive like hell, you will soon&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-india","tag-road"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31eG3-57","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":318,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions\/318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eric-creation.com\/wordpress\/travels\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}